OFFICIAL NOTICE
Phyco’s got the horrors… the porn-fear… the screaming ab-dabs. The punishing workload… the endless flicker of sodomy, spunk and pumping sex-organs… a relentless slurry of fluids, the infinite stream of boys and girls who get hardcore for the cameras. Set fast in the recovery position…his belly rattling with anti-phycotics… bed-ridden.
Casper’s knee deep in Hairy Housewives.
Until the next exciting episode in this epic adventure in triple X, use The Porn Review to source your sauce.
If you’re in London The Independent Porn Review highly recommends downstairs at the Soho Original Bookshops for all your white knuckle requirements:
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If you need to use mailorder to get yer gear then look no further than our wank shop for blistering service and quality produce.
For film and television enquiries contact us, otherwise, until the next time…
Take care of yourselves.
C&P