A Hand-Hamper of Harmony Hustler
Hustler’s Asian Fever 1 - We love you long time
Hustler’s Barely Legal 15 - Teen angels do devilish things
Hustler XXX Video - Edition 8 - 100% Woodman
High Octane No. 2 - Dangerous Dolls with a License to Thrill
Hustler’s Young Sluts Inc #2 - Business is Banging
Phyco:
What a strapping stack! A pretty little pile’o palm food courtesy of the HarmonyXXX mob… keeping our biceps busy with an armful of Larry’s larrup…
What a brand! Indeed they’re the “Playboy of Hardcore”…
The thing is with Hustler numbers is you always know what you’re gonna get: ultra high quality hardcore that tends toward the upper end of the spectrum… occasionally contrived scenarios, glossy studio shoots and hardened hot ho’s sporting with pro ripped wood in cleanly shot standards… not so much for the grit and grizzle obsessed, but a sure-fire package for the upmarket gent looking for an aesthetic arm with which to tip the todgers toffee.
Not that the Flynt’s Hustler crew have anything to do with the production of these naughty nuggets… as far as I know, they buy in independents and brand ‘em up for distribution… “nothing wrong with that” I hear you say, but it does suggest that you should experiment with their range until you find a one-fingered glove that fits your bill… enjoy the challenge…
…and if you can’t be bothered… please check out the Chopsy’s… their MSG drenched mouth waterings are sure to curdle yer milk… So it look’s like Hot Rod’s “Asian Eyes” number really pricked a nerve in the Phyco camp… I’ll say it again: they’re the prettiest porners in the whole fucking industry man… utterly buttery buffing chuff this, with every single scene in the first of Hustler’s Asian Fevers delivering the full back handed package… nice warm-up routines and heart breaking white pant flashes moving through to up tempo hydraulics, gritty dp’s and egg cracking facials… I’ll go so far as to say the best blowjobs of the year so far in here - no small claim given the prediliction for that particular manouevre on the Phycick side of the fence. So it’s a big thumbs up once again for the Asian players…
In summary:
The “We love you long timers” surely take the Gold then, with a glittering set of sandy spannerings well worthy of a wet wristed weekend in - including some of the best chin dribblers on the market… I just can’t get enough of this oriental onanism y’know…
Sporting the Silver? Those sterling rude rootin’ routines that make up the 8th edition of Hustler’s ubiquitous XXX Videos… [check out the magazine version of H’s XXX for some of the best hardcore stills shoots on the market]
Rocking in with the bronze… Young Sluts 2… the girls from Barely Legal giving it their bountiful best in a mildly narrative stream of blistering bumps… not bad… not bad at all…
And errr… the other two are alright n’all. A plush-as-fuck parcel of prize pornography this lot… well recommended if you like it glossy…
Casper:
Fucking Asians… whas he on?
More British fare please! Fuck me I thought we were getting somewhere after the Ben Dover special… and then I get this to work with! What’s a man to do?