90ish Minutes Starring Angelica Bright, Gina Blonde, Elizabeth Mercedes, Susy, Mercedes N., Robert Rosenberg, Franco Roccaforte and Jean-Pierre Armand.
Phyco:
Just when I thought it was safe to put my trousers back on…
You’ll surely have heard already my endless and inexhaustible enthusiasms for the old “Anabolic” strain of rough-house gruff… and here it is again from sister co. “Diabolic”… only HARDER! God’s Arse I wouldn’t have thought it was possible!
Basically - you’ve got all the ingredients that go to make an Anabolic picture - but with two key differences…
The first: NO attempts to establish any reason for the sessions… no initiations… no boob worshipping… no set-up routines… nish… nothing… this really is porn-for-porns-sake…
The second: A never ending stream of wide open HARRIS right from the off… ever wondered what it looks like up the chimney? Well you can find out with this rogue… every single one of the featured Eurochicks manages to relaaaaxxx to the point of total bum-yawn and our roving camera wastes no time in investigating the visceral secrets within… like the Hubble penetrating the mysteries of the deepest universe, at last we get to see clearly ‘round some birds colon…
…strangely compelling… boy’s stuff I suppose…
Definately one for the commited sodomite it’s back-to-back four-to-the-floor anal and it deserves full credit for wasting no time in serving up the strongest fuckery this side of Parliament… Now I can see how DIABOLIC differ from ANABOLIC… same flavour - just a lot stronger… and there’s plenty of delivery on the standards front n’all: egg-cracking facials, plenty of barefoot, punishing DP’s and that distinctly gritty, overcast “European” vibe, that makes the whole set stink of blistering hard graft… very much a winner then, although I still prefer the fluffy padding-out of the Anabolic’s, given the choice…
Another result from the most excellent Harmony XXX online porn-store then… good prices… reliable delivery… splendid selection… go pop yourselves over and grab some nice new cuffing butter… oh and… be sure to tell’em that Casper & Fuckin’ Phyco made you do it…
Casper:
I thought I’d died and gone to heaven the other morning when I woke up to find that huge deliveries of new “chot” had arrived… however… on closer inspection it seemed I’d been scuppered again! I am as frustrated as… as… Bernie Winters without Shnorbitz… The cracks are really starting to appear…
This stuff won’t do! Where is Judy and Shakina? I mean… “Bring em young” boasting on the box that “all girls are teenagers GUARANTEED”… So fucking what? I’m not into this exploitation shit, I want to see real birds really getting it, not some chick in contrived pigtails pretending to be scared! It’s the Anabolicky fever that’s gripping this section of the industry and it’s shite! Not a hairy mole or a spotty buttock in sight!
BUT… I was pleasantly surprised by this Diabolic follow up… very hard without any of the pretentions of the Anabolic range. No blind folds, no birds saying they “can’t handle any more” as they wipe their salivating mouths at the thought of more huge wood for the hole…
This was hard… but honest…
Not really my bag… but I’m sure it’ll have Phyco reaching for his posh hand cream!
If you like seeing the young looking birds taking it hard up the arse go and buy this… but if… like me… you want to see furry slippers and dead skin on the elbows… don’t FUCKING BOTHER!
“PLEASE can we have some fucking amateur now?!”
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