7 Minutes Starring all the very best of British girls
Phyco:
We’ve been meaning to do this for ages… just a quickie… to let you know - in case you didn’t already… a friendly point in the right direction…
Faced with the daunting range of topshelf softcore on offer in any of the UK’s many newsagents - we have found that - speciality purchasing aside - that Paul Raymonds “Razzle” consistently keeps the competition at bay with a fierce combination delivery that does the wanking flag proud…
It’s a winning formulae that makes this the C&P hand-rag of choice:
Only the freshest, healthiest looking birds.
A good menu featuring a contemporary mix of local and international fayre.
Reliable delivery rate with good service.
Under 2 quid a head.
It’s been like an old friend since I defected from PRP’s posher “Club” in 1995 has our Razz’… I’ve seen ‘em come and seen ‘em go… watched Spinksy’s “Nadia” do the whole teeny pants bit before putting her arse thoroughly to work Stateside… watched Ben Dover’s babes sit their GCSE’s before settling into A level maturity… watched all the softcore work experience that precedes the hardcore graft we come to take for granted… it’s like a porno timeline… a chronology of British scruff and crumble…
So next time you panic-buy a rudy from Waterloo station with a view to a first class sneaky on the way home… make it a Razzle… and never look back…
Casper:
I’m not a big fan of British top shelf mags to be honest with you… and with some of the tat i’ve seen recently… i’m becoming more dissulusioned with the greater picture by the minute…
…there are some chestnuts out there, that’s for sure, but sometimes they take a while to become apparent. Take Razzle - just when i’d given up on top shelf mags, thinking they were for those of us who dont know any better, i come across the new and improved version - with “more bounce to the ounce” - and on first impressions it took my breath away! “You Lucky Fucker” and the house wives section had more grit than a gravel pit… the fact that the action sequences were pocked with the censors black dots can mean only one thing - this is really happening - these birds LOVE IT! It’s real, its genuine and they mean it!
Having said that - if you havent got a decent “lucky fucker” or “housewives” - for me, there’s nothing left - not worth the paper its printed on… when its good - its good, but when its bad - it makes me angry…
But we do need more of this and less of the Paul Raymond contrived girl/girl scenes that are becoming so familiar in Club and Men Only… WE WANT GRIT! But i’m not talking about your granny on the game or Dot Jones from no 43 hanging off the mantlepiece… there’s speciality product for that… i’m just talking about real girls giving it their all - the birds we’d love to shag showing it off…
…having said that… i always find myself turning to the fat old slag in the contact section on the vinegar stroke!
The odd spotty arse, the odd dirty toe-nail, thats what puts me over the hedge. Mary from Hounslow getting it from Frank the posty.