88 Minutes Starring Katja kean, Sydnee Steele, Julie Meadows, Bridgett Kerkove, Tavalia Griffin, Shelbee Myne, Shay Sweet, Dillion Day, Randy Spears, Mr Marcus, Eric Masterson, Chris Cannon, pat Myne, Mike Horner, George Kaplan, Jim Enright and Evan Stone
Phyco:
I watched this on fast forward… found the first facial on the tape… dutifully spat the fat and then… well then I switched it off…
I pinched this still-shot from the *movie* off of our friends at Hot Rod to avoid having to write any more about it… afterall… actions speak louder than:
“Where’s our tranny vid Devvers?!”
Casper:
This is “The Crow” with tits and ass.
Again… another non-Casperian event. High budget, plenty of frills and more “hardbodies” than you could shake a gothic candlestick at… It’s rude, it’s Rock and Roll, but it’s just another contrived US studio production! Let’s see an end to this “American Phyco” season pleeease!
Phyco?! When can we do some more amateur stuff?? I vote we have another Casper season a bit fucking sharpish… getting a little bit impatient…
There was one scene that got me though… That BJ in the alley… The bird used her cupped palm as a recepticle… “very Kings Cross” I thought to myself losing control…
More questions on sexual orientation filled the gap the other night with some nancy on the box talking about “gay animals”. It would seem that the animal kingdom is full of “Hay bail munchers” who are quite happy to get it on with the same sex - and in more extreme cases - like the “rear rutting ram” exclusively bonked with their own… when offered members from the other side of the fence it simply turned it’s fleece up - HOW CAMP!
Things hotted up when some old dinosaur who is infamous for denouncing homosexuality nearly swallowed her false teeth when shown footage of two male Brazilian Wilderbeist going at it like they were the last two faggots on the planet! So it’s not just us “perverse” humans that are at it… What’s next? Pet owners demanding the NHS pay for their favourite pooch to have gender mutating operations? Maybe nature is saying “hey it’s OK”… oh god Phyco… what if I like it?
Did anyone see “Wasted” on Channel 4 the other night? Fucking magic…. The media are really beginning to catch on. Gonzo getting mainstream make no mistake! A documentary on a young junkie couple living in an old abandoned car doing their best to get by with two nagging drug habits and a dream of reunification with the man’s child. They go from bad to worse in their grit-fuelled world… poncing, begging and stealing to feed their habits as they spiral out of control. That woman’s “crack hack” was enough to put anyone off smoking for life!
It would have been more accurate if the camera wasn’t there of course but something’s better than nothing. This shit’s going on all around us all the time… an infinite resource of gritty realism we all crave to watch in the comfort of our homes. The public’s appetite for vouyerism and the morbid fascination with the down-and-out continues to grow at an insatiable rate and you can bet your Austin Montego that there’s going to be a lot more of this shit as our… “perversions” evolve…
p.s. Phyco try a tin of those kipper fillets… they’re magic!
Phyco: “I know they’re magic… they were mine…”