4oz Starring Menthol, Grease, Oil and Balm as well as Nonoxynol-9.
Phyco:
Thought that we’d throw in a review of this “Tasteless, odorless oil-based lubricant designed for masturbation” as a thinly veiled attempt at opening up commercial opportunities through the site… here go’s…
Treat yourself to a fancy wet tug! spoil yourself with a big-budget luxury strum! Make painful swelling a thing of the past - For blister free relief, protect your old mans banjo and slap on the wax… grease up the piano strings and slop off a loud one… less abbrasive than swarfega, more practical than talc, cleaner than lard and sweeter smelling than dogs drool this tub of cock polish will push your strapping speed off the clock… A good product, a good brand and a bloody good wank.
A bedside essential… Stockpile it before the world ends!
Casper:
no no no no NO! Dry wanking’s where it’s at… wet wanks are so… “nineties”.
The dry wank is the wank for the new millenium.
I used up two bog rolls before i’d splashed!
And why’s it called hot? Hang on… I’m getting a glow… “give me my pain back”
Phyco:
I disagree… a dry wank is more like a “danger wank” [woods, train, cinema, phonebox, bus (top deck), park, swimming baths, parked car, waist deep in the sea etc.] more like a “bodily function”, like taking a piss… while a wet wank, well it’s so much more posher, a lot more aesthetic… a Sunday afternoon alone sort of stuff… more professional… noisier, more hardcore, more explicit… I recommend this gunk in industrial quantities… and the menthol allows for a mildly awakening throb… and anyway, the people who sell it have said that when people from THIS site, buy stuff from THEIR site, we’ll get some money! SO GO OVER THERE AND SPEND A FUCKING FORTUNE ON YOUR MUMS CREDIT CARD! GO ON!
As well as “Elbow Grease”, the Spankie site also serves up the novelty quality “Washable Wank Sock”, a fantastic selection of rubber cocks etc. and sundry sexcessories for getting on and getting off… do your christmas shopping here and help to provide us with an income. Ta.